That would hold more weight if you didn't climb into my lap and demand I kiss you yesterday. [ Which -- yeah, they can both pretend it's because of Akechi's unique circumstances, but it's also pretty obvious that there's a whole host of ways to have innocuous physical contact that doesn't result in anyone's awkward erections.

Akira's eyes slide over to Akechi, looking at him with a look that's very reminiscent of Joker's predatory look when he's halfway through a puzzle. ]

I'm intending for you to be in my life for a lot of days. Years, even. Decades.